var quotes = new Array;
quotes.push(""Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog."
— Eleanor Clark");
quotes.push(""Catnip is vodka and whiskey to most cats."
— Carl Van Vechten");
quotes.push(""Cats are a mysterious kind of folk—there is more passing in their minds than we are aware of."
— Sir Walter Scottt");
quotes.push(""I am indebted to the species of the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a great control over myself, for characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long periods of time."
— Colette");
quotes.push("FACT: Julius Caesar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon shared ailurophobia—fear of cats. This fear made these otherwise lionhearted men nearly faint in the presence of a feline.");
quotes.push(""I'm used to dogs. When you leave them in the morning they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later. A cat would never put up with that kind of rejection. When you returned, she'd stalk you until you dozed off and then suck the air out of your body."
— Erma Bombeck");
quotes.push(""Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance."
— Dan Greenburg");
quotes.push(""You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
— Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio");
quotes.push(""I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
— Penny Ward Moser");
quotes.push(""If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him."
— Anonymous");
quotes.push(""If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey. I don't see the problem here.' "
— Roy Blount, Jr.");
quotes.push(""Pure herring oil is the port wine of English cats."
— Honoré De Balzac");
quotes.push(""Cats don't bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers, they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado. They're braggarts. In the great evolutionary drama the dog is Sergeant Bilko, the cat is Rambo"
— James Gorman");
quotes.push(""No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
— Abraham Lincoln");
quotes.push(""To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of convicton—and a cat. The last inredient is usually hardest to come by."
— Stephen Baker");
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